{ "page_1.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "WELL, HUMAN, AFTER\nCOUNTLESS HOURS OF\nDELIBERATION. . .", "page_2.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "AND DIGESTING\nROMANTIC RECORDS. . .", "page_3.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "I AM OFFICIALLY A\nDATING EXPERTIn", "page_4.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* Pfft.\n* What'd you do, read some\nromance novels?", "page_5.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "AND SHOE-JOE\nMANGQS, FLUS SOME\nYIDEQ BOOKS)", "page_6.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* (,..Is he serious?)", "page_7.png-底部文本框无头像非战斗": "* Knowing Papyrus?\n* It's a foregone conclusion.", "page_8.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* (Well, this’1l be\ninteresting...)", "page_9.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "NOW, WHILE I'M\nCERTAIN YOU'RE\nNER¥YOUS, FEAR NOT)", "page_10.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "AS YOUR WINGMAN, |\nHAYE PREFARED\nSOMETHING SFECIAL:", "page_11.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "BERHOLDn", "page_12.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* 0Oh, Papyrus, if you\nwanted to gimme your\nheart, I would’ ve-", "page_13.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "HEY, THIS ISNT AN\nORDINARY HEART:", "page_14.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "IN FACT, THIS DEVYICE\n15 AN ADVANCED,\nROMANTIC INTERFACE.", "page_15.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "I CALL IT THE\nDEFINITIVE AMOROUS\nTACTICAL ELECTRONIC:", "page_16.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* ,..80 it literally\nstands for date.", "page_17.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "BY COINCIDENCE, |\nASSURE YOuUn", "page_18.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* Heh, well, I'1l\ndefinitely keep it in\nmind.", "page_19.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "GEEAT1 THEN LET'S\nCOMMENCE wITH THE\nROMANCING:", "page_20.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "NOW, REMEMBER THE\nSECRET TECHNIQUE!", "page_21.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "IF YOURE CLUMSY,\nTHE ODDS OF\nACCIDENTAL KISSES-", "page_22.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "INCEEASE BY\nSEVENTY-FIVE\nPERCENT!", "page_23.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "AND DONT FORGET\nTO LOOK “KO-WHY-\nEE. ..", "page_24.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "TO MAKE HIS COCOA-\nROW GO DOUGH-KEY\nDOUGH-KEY.", "page_25.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "*", "page_26.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* wow, pap.\n* that was so sugoi.", "page_27.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "OF COURSE, FOR |\nAM THEIR GREAT. ..\nSENFYRUS 1", "page_28.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* P-pff... oh, Senpyrus...\nI'11 take good care of\nyour onii-sans...", "page_29.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* well, gquess that's our\ncue, e¢h, kiddo?", "page_30.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* Um. .. right!?\n#* S0, where to?", "page_31.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* well, i was thinkin'\nsomething low key.", "page_32.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* i mean, they DO say\nhome is where the heart\nis.", "page_33.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "DONT YOU MEAN\nKOQK. .. OH,\nWHATEVER 1", "page_34.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "GO FORTHI FOR LOYE:\nFOR... 50OME FOREIGN\nWORD FOR ROMANCEm", "page_35.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* Uh, S5ans.\n* What's all this about?", "page_36.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* \"burgers\" and \"donuts.\"\n* a wholesome, romantic\nmeal.", "page_37.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* but seriously, if pap's\nexpecting us to go all\nanime...", "page_38.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* eh, best to play along.\n* and i know how to get the\nrice ball rolling.", "page_39.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* Ho way.\n* Is this...?", "page_40.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* the vintage dub, with\nall its stupid censorship.", "page_41.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* nicked it from my boss'\ntrash a few months back.", "page_42.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* so, whaddaya say, kiddo?", "page_43.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* Bring it on?", "page_90.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* now, how 'bout i pop in\nanother-", "page_91.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "WAIT: WERE YOU\nPLANNING TO SPEND\nTHE WHOLE DATE. ..", "page_92.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "WATCHING THOSE\nABSURD CARTOONS", "page_93.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* yep.\n* i sure was.", "page_94.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "SANS1n THIS DATE 1S5\nSUFFOSED TO BE\nSPECIAL:", "page_95.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "YOuU SHOULD TAKE\nTHEM SOMEWHERE\nROMANTIC AT ONCE:", "page_96.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* eh, all right.\n* so0, where to, kiddo?", "page_97.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "2 will you go?\ne dump Grillby' s\nidyne’ s Lab S5Sans’ Room", "page_98.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "UNDYNE DID S5AY IT'S\nA GOOD FLACE TO\nPICK UF CHICKS. ..", "page_99.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "BUT HOW WILL\nCHICKENS HELF U5\nWHEN IT'S 50 FILTHYn", "page_100.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* and wet.\n* and outta the way.", "page_101.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* let's, uh, save waterfall\nfor after the date,\nall right, bud?", "page_102.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "2 will you go?\ne dump Y6rillby’ s\nidyne’ s Lab S5Sans’ Room", "page_103.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* normally i'd agree, but\nafter last night... eh,\nlet's give it more time.", "page_104.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "2 will you go?\ne dump Grillby' s\nidyne’ s Lab S5Sans’ Room", "page_106.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "*", "page_107.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* kid, unless you've got a\ndate with death, i\nwouldn't recommend it.", "page_108.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* lell, yeah.\n* I'm dating you,\nremember?", "page_109.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* that's... not what i\nmeant, bud.", "page_110.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "2 will you go?\ne dump Grillby' s\nidyne’ s Lab “5ans’ Room", "page_111.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "GASFP! 15 YOUR\nAFFECTION STATISTIC\nHIGH ENOUGH*", "page_112.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* yeah, are you sure you're\nready to withess my\ninner sans-ctum?", "page_113.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* I've dreamed of the day\nwhen I would finally\nsee my Sanpai’s room.", "page_114.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "*{...oh god.}", "page_115.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* welp, follow me.", "page_117.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* Dang, you weren’t\nkidding about that\ntornado?", "page_118.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* well, if you wanna give\nit a spin, just say the\nword.", "page_119.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* Hey, what’'s a lazybones\n1like you doing with a\ntreadmill?", "page_120.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* hey, tread lightly.\n* that thing's expensive.", "page_121.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* besides, as lieutenant,\ni can't afford to just\nmill around.", "page_122.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* ,..0kay, I walked right\ninto that one.", "page_123.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "the most grizzled hunks\nteddy bear weights?\ne their might...", "page_124.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* ... Plushies?\n* Really?", "page_125.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* they're part of my state\nof the art workout\nroutine.", "page_126.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* careful, though.\n*itend to get smelly when\ni'm pumpin' iron.", "page_127.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* Okay, but even if it DID\nwork, how do skeletons\nsweat?", "page_128.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* sweat?\n* naw, that's just hotdog\ngrease leakin' out.", "page_129.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* And Papyrus?", "page_130.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* kid, he can walk on air\nAND make googly eyes pop\noutta his skull.", "page_131.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* are you really gonna\nquestion him?", "page_132.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* Touché.", "page_133.png-底部文本框无头像非战斗": "* It's a wardrobe.\n* Inside are several blue\nhoodies.", "page_134.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "closer inspection, you\na lab coat tucked in the", "page_135.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* heh...\n* don't mind those.", "page_136.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* But that coat-", "page_137.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* haven't you figured it\nout?\n* it's in the crossword...", "page_138.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* ... Then why'd you join\nthe royal guard?", "page_139.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* that's personal.\n* and besides, times change.", "page_140.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* no point in dwelling on\nthe past.", "page_141.png-底部文本框无头像非战斗": "* It's a framed drawing of three\nsmiling people.\n* Written on it...", "page_142.png-底部文本框无头像非战斗": "* “don’ t forget.”", "page_143.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "*", "page_144.png-底部文本框无头像非战斗": "* This laptop’s brouwser is open\nto some blogging website.", "page_145.png-底部文本框无头像非战斗": "* Its posts consist largely of\nimage macros made from bad\npuns. ..", "page_146.png-底部文本框无头像非战斗": "* ...And a lengthy fanfiction\nabout a ketchup bottle’s love\ntriangle...", "page_147.png-底部文本框无头像非战斗": "* With mayonaise and a hotdog.\n* And, yes, you read that right.", "page_148.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "o\n* Explain.", "page_149.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* my boss is big on that\nfandom stuff.", "page_150.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* she kept tellin' me to\ngive it a shot, so0...", "page_151.gif-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* 50 you wrote about\ncondiments.", "page_152.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* what can i say?\n* i take my lunches very\nseriously.", "page_153.png-底部文本框无头像非战斗": "* You poke the water bed.\n* It swishes around.\n* You poke it again, and again...", "page_154.png-底部文本框无头像非战斗": "* And again.\n* It's hypnotic...", "page_155.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* pretty sweet, huh?\n* my bro rigged it up when\nhe enlarged my room.", "page_156.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* state of the art, designed\nfor maximum coziness...", "page_157.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* and may use tech from\nan altered dimension.", "page_158.png-底部文本框有头像非战斗": "* i mean, the comfort's\noutta this world.", "page_159.png-顶部文本框无头像非战斗": "* Ah, the fabled pillow fort of\nlegends.\n* Bask in its majesty.", "page_160.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "oy pat one of the pillows,\n1ear a strange sound.", "page_161.png-顶部文本框无头像非战斗": "* PBBBBTTTT!?", "page_162.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* ,..5ans, are you\nserious?", "page_163.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* well, they are whoopee\nCUSHIONS.", "page_164.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* 0Oh my GOD.", "page_165.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* That's so stupid, it\nloops back to being\ngenius.", "page_166.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* You beautiful troll\nof a skeleton.", "page_167.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* and that's not even the\nbest part.\n* take a closer look.", "page_168.png-顶部文本框无头像非战斗": "* L.\n* More socks lie between the\ncracks.", "page_169.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* ,..I really shoulda\nseen this coming.", "page_170.png-顶部文本框无头像非战斗": "* It's a self-sustaining trash\ntornado.\n* How with extra hats...?", "page_171.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* I feel like I'm missing\na punchline...", "page_172.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "#* S0, uh.\n#* Hats off for that, I\nguess?", "page_173.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* iused to collect hats\nwhen i was younger.", "page_174.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* kinda fell outta the\nhabit, but i kept some of\n‘em for the heck of it.", "page_175.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* And you keep them in\nyour trash tornado.", "page_176.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* yep, it was just whirling\naround, being a nuisance,\nso i put it to good use.", "page_177.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* ¥ know, you could’ ve\njust gotten a hat rack.", "page_178.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* why, so people can stop\nand whistle at my rack?", "page_179.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* now that's just\ninappropriate, kidde.", "page_180.png-顶部文本框无头像非战斗": "* ,..Is this a bathroom mat?\n* And to no one's surprise, socks\nlitter the edges.", "page_181.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* 5o my bro made this\ncrazy machine to enlarge\nmy room, right?", "page_182.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* so i figured, hey, if it\ncan make a ROOM bigger...", "page_183.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* But why a bathroom mat?", "page_184.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* kid, there are some\nthings you don't need to\nknow.", "page_185.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* besides, i gotta hide my\nsocks somehow.", "page_186.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "ou 1ift the mat, you find\nral saucy magazines.", "page_187.png-顶部文本框无头像非战斗": "* Ketchup Confessions, Mustard\nMonday, Relish Revelations...", "page_188.gif-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "** Sans, it’s time to\nacknowledge that you\nhave a problem.", "page_189.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* hey, it's only a problem\nwhen the bottle gets\nempty.", "page_190.png-顶部文本框有头像非战斗": "* g0, now that you've looked\naround, are ya ready to\nget the ball rolling?", "page_191.png-顶部文本框无头像非战斗": "* Activate the DATE?\n“Yes Ho" }